DON'T READ - If you are humorless or offended easily - DON'T READ
First - Please know that of the few confirmed readers of this BLOG my children are among them. Specifically daughters of teenage years.Second - This post is about a subject that has been flooding my in-box lately (and most of yours as well I figure) so it is a response BLOG posting. Spam advertisers have been trying to convince me I have a problem or I guess maybe it's my spouses problem in reality, but I'm the only one who can correct this problem and it's by ordering this product.
Did you catch the name ? DEER ANTLER PLUS.... DEER ANTLER PLUS.
This is just funny to me on so many levels. I'll highlight a few.
DEER ANTLER - How does this even connect with the alleged inadequacy ? Is the pill/potion made up from ground up DEER ANTLER'S ? Wouldn't STAG or BUCK ANTLER PLUS be a better name. I hear the word deer and I think of Bambi. Oh... nevermind.
PLUS - was there a plain DEER ANTLER or DEER ANTLER MINUS ? Is the PLUS needed ? Are they adding something to the DEER ANTLER that magically transforms the DEER ANTLER into this wonderful remedy?
RED BULLET - Isn't "silver bullet" the colloquial expression for the magical fix to a problem.
AS SEEN ON TV - By who (or whom)? I don't watch a ton of TV but I've never seen it. I'm pretty well read (particularly on the Internet) and I've never heard of it there either.
MEDI.CAL DOC.TORS - I know they change the word to get it past the Spam filters but do they think that anyone who has the ability to set up a filter is stupid enough to order DEER ANTLER PLUS ?
I could go on and no I didn't order any or even click the link though I was tempted just to see what further stupidity lay beyond the link. Beyond the Link.... hmm that has potential as a book title.
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