Thursday, May 06, 2004

Would you like the salt water or fresh ?

For years I would occasionally drive by these two signs...



..... and wonder about the irony, the humor, the absurdity and who the heck decided to put these two business next to each other and therefore on the same sign. Talk about your circle of life staring you in the face. Mufasa would be happy to take Simba here for the lesson alone, let alone the salmon croquettes.

Let's pretend fish can read and two of them caught a glimpse of only one of the signs on the way into the parking lot.

"Holy Mackerel, did you see that ? We're going to an aquarium store. The life of Kyle is ours. Sure the tank is small but the fish food drops like manna from the heavens."

"Fish food is right and we're it. Hopefully broiled to perfection, not deep fat fried and covered in bread crumbs."

"What are you talking about? We're going on display!"

"We're going on display alright on a platter."

and so on......

ba