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(sorry for the horrible photoshop job)
A nearby church (okay the one I attend) has a new twist on how to get highschoolers interested in attending a Bible study. It's billed as Pool Side Bible Study but seems to me like the apparent intent is Bikini Bible Study. I say apparent since I've never been and only talked to 3 teens who have. So, yes, this is hearsay and hopefully not heresy. I'm not sure what book of the Bible they're studying but I'm guessing it's not the Song of Solomon. For example;
Song of Solomon 7
1 How beautiful are your sandaled feet, O queenly maiden. Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a skilled craftsman. 2 Your navel is as delicious as a goblet filled with wine. Your belly is lovely, like a heap of wheat set about with lilies. 3 Your breasts are......
Well you get the idea. Though maybe they are studying Song of Solomon and they’re using some visual teaching aids. I dunno again this is hearsay and most importantly humor.
On another note ba and mrs ba are celebrating their 21st year of acrimony , I mean matrimony.
ba
UPDATE 7/26/04 Here's a screen capture of an email from the youth pastor that kinda removes any doubt.
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