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Sometimes my email cracks me up

Seriously sometimes I just laugh. It's been a busy week again and I missed my self imposed deadline for posting. I could change the post date and pretend it is friday but I won't. I also won't go to the UN and talk with every member of the security council either.

Below is another example of what makes me laugh at my email sometimes.



Streaming with sweat, waiters....... How could you read the subject and not open the message? Who doesn't want to know what sweaty waiters are doing? I'm old enough to know that some folks are errrr ummmm ahhh strangely interested in different things but sweaty waiters? I mean I was fascinated by sea salt when it was put on resturant tables and now they have the grind it fresh (does salt go bad ? I thought it was a preservative) bottles at Carrabas. Maybe this the newest way to add a little flavor to your food. Waiter sweat. I can see the next oneupsmanship (one ups man ship). Sitting in a posh Madhattan eatery a distinguished gentleman raises his hand and asks "Do you have any Irish Waiter sweat?"

ba

posted by balaams_ass @ 7:15 AM