SpongeHead Chain Pants
I'm getting old. I always thought I'd be hip forever but alas it's not happening. In addition I've discovered I'm becoming my father. Let me explain.I remember clearly that it was only yesterday that I'd walk over the the stove in my house to see some Progresso Minestrone soup burning in the pan it was cooking in. Now I always thought it was hard to burn a liquid but my dad could do it. The inside of the pan was stained with burned dried soup whatever and a slight acrid odorl could be detected. Well the other day I walked back over to the stove where I had placed a pan with Progresso Chicken Noodle (I hate Minestrone) and it was burning. Agast I looked in my hand to find a piece of Wasa Bread (think cardboard crackers). No there weren't any sardines in mustard but still..... burning soup and Wasa Bread. Arrrrggghhhhhhhh !!!!
Here's how I know I'm getting old. I was walking in the mall the other day killing time before my eye exam and I saw a large young man wearing pants that had studded leather straps attached right behind the knees that extended to the other legs and attached right behind the knee. For the life of me I can't figure out why anyone would wear these pants...... It's like a self imposed trip hazzard.
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