Actual Reality
Been having fun with words again lately. Two words in particular.Actually & Reality
No they are not related just two words that intrigue me. I'll bore you with why if you read on.
Actually...
is a great word that allows you to insult someone without them getting mad. It isn't an insult word unless it is the first or second word in a sentence. When someone says "Actually, the real way to unscrew a lightbulb......" they are really saying you are too much of a nitwit, slow processing dimbulb to figure out what I meant the first time so I have to rephrase it so you can grasp this extremely simple concept. Pay attention the next time someone starts a sentence with actually. If you hear it a lot you might want to wonder.
Reality...
when put in front of TV is freaking me out lately. From the Osbournes to Paris Hilton (simple really sums it up I think) or from Casino to The Real Gilligans Island there was some small part of me that said, okay I guess I can understand that a certian segment of our population might want to watch this. Not me but okay. The Supersize Me guy doing 30 days of various reality might even get me to watch an episode. Alas this morning an advertisement came on for "Airline" and from what the highlights during the commercial showed I gathered it is a show about people abusing airline ticket counter workers. What's next I ask "Urinal" and it's spinoff "Hydrant"?
Or why not combine the two and simply follow this dog around.
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