How are you today ?
5 words, umm errr okay 4 words. \rant + I still think a question mark should count as word I mean look at the size of the thing. \rant -I was in Eckerds in B-Ville yesterday picking up some rehearsal supplies. Water, some Strawberry Twizzlers a Nestles Crunch Ice Cream bar and my precious Wild Berry SMINTS. I am seriously addicted to these things. Try them you'll either love them or hate them. But back to the story. Walking up simultaneously with me to the register is a woman maybe 30ish petite, attractive with nice....,* never mind, purchasing Extra Strength Midol and Phazyme. While I've never taken it (though some in my family would suggest a need) Phazyme is a gas relief product.
NOW LET ME BE CLEAR HERE. This blog is not and never will make fun of those challenging days (at least directly anyway).
I let the woman go first because I am a gentleman, she had only 2 things to purchase where as I had 5 and while I have keen powers of observation the young man** behind the register proceeds to boldly inquire as he is ringing up the Extra Strength Midol and Phazyme,
"How are you today?"
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* I was only going for the humor, honey.
** Interestingly enough the young man had a name tag that said "Wendall" and the "Drug Associate" What the heck is a drug associate ? I ax'd him but he didn't know either.
1 Comments:
I'm glad you didn't say that drugs are really needed by those of us that have to deal with the people who have "challenging days". That would be wrong.
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