The Ass is Back
Back from vacation that is. Spent a week in a foriegn land called Massachusetts. Cape Cod specifically. Actually Swifts Beach twice voted the most Italian community in MA. Spent most of the time reading Harry Potter books.
Yeah they're like heroin, addicting but so bad for you. Just kidding. Not the deepest stories but they weave a web of detail that I swear I'm going to find a hole in. Just give me time. Took some pictures while there and I thought I'd share a couple with you. First on the way getting off the MA Turnpike I spotted this "Your Speed Is" rig right in the far right toll lane. Deserves a really big WTH? For the record I was going 5 mph while approaching the toll. I ax'd the collector what the deal was and he grunted "easee path". I guess the folks that have the EZ-Pass devices (you know the ones that create the really long lines at cash lanes now) on their windshield have been screaming through the tolls and endangering the workers. Leaves me wondering who is dummer the technocrat that installs the "your speed is" rig or the driver who can't slow down.Since we're on a theme. What you didn't catch it ? Cars and stupid drivers. On the way home we stopped on the NYS Thruway for gas. Now service areas are kind of one direction places. You drive in and you drive out in the same direction as the roadway you just got off.
RIGHT ? Apparently not for this idiot. She backs around rather then wait the three minutes to get to a pump on the right side of her car. In the meantime since no one wants to pull up to her headlights (I would have) everyone gets in the the other lane to wait. Cars back up past where the roadway opens up and can't get past to the other gas islands and soon they are lined up in front of the over priced Mc Donalds/Gift Shop. I took the picture and she gave me a dirty look so I explained that since she backed in all the cars were now queuing in the other lane because no one wants to block her in. She wittingly retorted "Well I'm just finished" to which I replied "Well, I'm just trying to educated you".ba
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On the highway of life there are those of us driving in the breakdown lane.
So you would say she did it balaams ass backwards?
Weird...we just finished H-BP this weekend coming back from vacation. Lemme know when you're in MA again next...we'll get together. If not, we will probably be by your way come Christmas time.
- Ron L.
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