"I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Honda."
Happy Neutered Holidays to you.
We really can't be surprised by it ? We've all seen it coming. Larry Norman warned us in 1973 in the words of his song "Christmas Time" which contained the classic line.
"It used to be the birthday of the Man who saved our necks..
..now it stands for Santa Claus they spell it with an X."
..now it stands for Santa Claus they spell it with an X."
A politically correct Christmas season apparently means you can't use the word Christmas. We had a skirmish in the House of Respresentative over calling it a "Capital Christmas Tree" again. In case you didn't know it was changed during President William Jefferson Clinton's tenure to "Capital Holiday Tree" to make somebody happy. I don't know who it made happy but it wasn't me. Now the Honda Motor Car has taken "We wish you a Merry Christmas" and turned it into "We wish you a Happy Holiday's" in one of their recent TV ads. I know where I'd like stick some Figgy Pudding !!
Anyway, if you've grown intolerent of this intolerence crap and want to do something fun and easy. Go to your local Eckerd's, CVS, RiteAid, Savon Drugs, Hallmark or just get one of those greeting cards printing programs and send a CHRISTMAS card to the A.C.L.U..
ACLU
"Wishing You Merry Christmas"
125 Broad Street - 18th Floor
New York, NY 10004
Make sure it has some offensive words like, Christmas, Joy to the World, Peace on Earth, Unto Us a Child is Born...... Avoid the overtly Christian cards though. A simple Christmas message will do. If I get around to doing this today and I'll post a picture of the card I send them. I'm also looking for a bumper sticker (and I hate bumper stickers) for my vehicle that has the words Merry Christmas on it.
In the mean time make sure you make a fuss if you see or hear the word Kwanza or Chanukkah.
ba
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